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2015 Texasmac Quotes

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Post up your favorite quotes from TexasMac 2015;

One of mine is an exchange between Donna and Kimbal at the end of a run across the Cherohala...

Before the ride across Kimball says "we are taking it easy today, I'm thinking we do a 60 mph run across."

Once landed on the other side Donna replies "I see 80 is the new 60."

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Em to Andrea " Don't forget the Wiener-Getter "

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Em to Andrea " Don't forget the Wiener-Getter "

Care to explain?!

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Brian (dbs05) overheard a conversation that Keith (Cornercarver) was having with someone else and commented...

"There's not another living being packed with a bigger load of shit than that man right there"

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Random Girl from Toronto on DRZ400-SM

"Why do you guys always put 'Canadian' in front of anyone's name from Canada?"

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CornerCarver to CaptainApe - You don't choose your handle, CAndyCarver.

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CornerCarver "I'll grab this mirror and you grab that mirror and lift... we'll pull it right out off there no problem"

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Me: I passed Greg on his RSV4 going up 28 this morning.

Anybody who would listen: Really!

Me: Yeah, it was on the four lane.

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Me: I passed Greg on his RSV4 going up 28 this morning.

Anybody who would listen: Really!

Me: Yeah, it was on the four lane.

Hey I led that charge! On the CB500 no doubt. Haha!

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Hey I led that charge! On the CB500 no doubt. Haha!

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That's pricless Dutch. :beer::cheerleader:

and for my contribution to the quote thread:

Todd to our riding group Wednesday I believe it was: "If you guys are behind me and see water coming out of my helmet it's because I'm listening to country. "

-PRB

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" You know, you look just like Peter from Family Guy. "

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After weighing our bikes at Wheelers, and with Austin gloating over his stripped-down/street-fighter 5th gen wet weight of 427, running over to his bike,

"I better get this tank bag back on quick before it floats away"

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After weighing our bikes at Wheelers, and with Austin gloating over his stripped-down/street-fighter 5th gen wet weight of 427, running over to his bike,

"I better get this tank bag back on quick before it floats away"

That's funny !

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Me, "she landed in the mountains for the first time at night at an unfamiliar airport."

Dude at front desk at airport, "she's got balls."

Her, "no, I'm just crazy"

Me, *keeps mouth shut!*

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List of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic

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Finish your KZ by yourself and you can be CraftyCarver

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List of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic

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MAndyCarver

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Not his exact words, but...

Dmitry: "I don't want anyone to get hurt, but I'm really hoping to avoid getting that green shirt."

Sorry you 'won' the shirt, but I'm still glad you're OK, buddy! :smile:

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Trace: "you see that cover there?....It cost 9 thousand dollars"

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Carver ".......and he called it a 'regulated rectum fryer!' "

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You'll never guess who said this, "Sexually frustrated riders ride more aggressively... that's why we don't have chicken strips"

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Kebrider : "I was going through there at 140-"

The Girl : "Kimball......................"

Kebrider : "OK, it was about 70, but you should have seen it"

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I got F'ed on the last turn. You F'd me on the last turn. Timmy to Aron after getting pitted manuveved in the last lap of the scooter race.

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