Auspanglish Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Slow is fast.Aka: Smooth is fast. Enviado desde mi m2 note mediante Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer LangoPTC Posted August 19, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 19, 2016 "There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one..." - Joey Dunlop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Dutchy Posted August 19, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 19, 2016 A grey stone on a green surface... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF1000Fe Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 " Watch This !,,.." " Oops,,.." " Ouch,,.." "Loud Pipes Save Lives" (if this were true then why don't the pipes face forward?) " Do you wanna live forever?" (well, at least till next year) " Is it still Rideable?,,.." " We'll make it " " Bad News is, we're Lost, Good News is, We're making Great Time! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahnsteph Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Ride it like you stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer JZH Posted August 20, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 20, 2016 Speed costs money. How fast you wanna go? Ciao, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Bent Posted August 21, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 21, 2016 "Anytime someone comes in here with road rash, we go straight to morphine"....... Emergency room nurse at the local hospital. "We see four times as many people in here hurt from four wheelers as we do from motorcycles"......the same nurse. "Between just vehicle accidents and heart attacks, we sure do use a lot of morphine".....the same nurse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VFR4Lee Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Motorcycles. Turning riders into mechanics since the very first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Dutchy Posted August 22, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 22, 2016 Best fun you can have..... with your clothes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Bent Posted August 22, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 22, 2016 Those things are "murdercycles"....an ex-friend with a mind as narrow as it could be. He was always right too, just ask him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer BusyLittleShop Posted August 23, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 23, 2016 Kick it and Wick it and Flick it... Drop a gear and disappear... I suck at riding but you all suck worst than I do... V4s are moozic to the seat of your pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer JZH Posted August 23, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 23, 2016 20 hours ago, Bent said: Those things are "murdercycles"....and ex-friend with a mind as narrow as it could be. He was always right too, just ask him. Not to be pedantic or anything, but shouldn't that have been "suicycles"? Who's getting murdered? Obviously, your ex-friend was not a golfer... Ciao, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Bent Posted August 23, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 23, 2016 4 hours ago, JZH said: Not to be pedantic or anything, but shouldn't that have been "suicycles"? Who's getting murdered? Obviously, your ex-friend was not a golfer... Ciao, Cages murder cyclists everyday. Stupidity from either or both of them is usually the cause. His word, not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Duc2V4 Posted August 23, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 23, 2016 I saw this one a few minutes ago... "'Safe' is a four-letter word, Nobody gets on a motorcycle to be safe." Ken Condon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VFR4Lee Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Duc2V4 said: I saw this one a few minutes ago... "'Safe' is a four-letter word, Nobody gets on a motorcycle to be safe." Ken Condon I got on for the fun. Safety was an afterthought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keny Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 The reason I like older bikes, they make you feel faster than you actually are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01ragtop Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Explaining why he crashed, "I was trying to keep up with my buddies, and...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer burnes45 Posted August 27, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 27, 2016 "That thing is going to kill you" and my favorite "Can I ride your bike I'm a very good rider" Usually said right before he dumps the clutch and falls off the back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer JZH Posted August 28, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 28, 2016 "How fast does it go?" "I don't know." Ciao, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auspanglish Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 What year CBR is that? 1000cc right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Duc2V4 Posted August 28, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 28, 2016 When people are looking at my red 01 VFR, "Nice bike, is that a Ducati?" And here's my typical answer,"No but I have one of those too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01ragtop Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 3 hours ago, Duc2V4 said: When people are looking at my red 01 VFR, "Nice bike, is that a Ducati?" And here's my typical answer,"No but I have one of those too" I get the Ducati question about my white 8th gen too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhenley17 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Ha. I've looked at mine before and thought "this could pass as a Ducati."Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer mello dude Posted August 28, 2016 Member Contributer Share Posted August 28, 2016 On 8/14/2016 at 11:16 PM, Cogswell said: Ride like you're invisible and everyone is trying to kill you. Just for MaxSwell..... Ride like you're invisible and the deer are trying to kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VFR4Lee Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Well known facts: Deer are evil. Put a Ducati logo on your VFR and most people will never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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