timmythecop Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 MiniCarver : "ugh. Ugh..UGH...it's on top of me" Miguel : "So, this is a HoneyBadger 200, huh?" Timmy : "Yup." Miguel : "I'll see you later." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veefer800Canuck Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 "Naw, you don't wanna go down that road, it's a farm road, no shoulders, and all the farmers draggin' mud onto the road. What Y'all wanna do is go down to Bald Knob and head East from there, It's what I would do if I was on a bike." (4-lane, 18 wheelers, bone straight, heavy traffic................) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer vfrcapn Posted May 25, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 25, 2013 "Naw, you don't wanna go down that road, it's a farm road, no shoulders, and all the farmers draggin' mud onto the road. What Y'all wanna do is go down to Bald Knob and head East from there, It's what I would do if I was on a bike." (4-lane, 18 wheelers, bone straight, heavy traffic................) Welcome to 'Merica. So, how did you get them to let that flying wing past the border? Have a great time Rob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 The only thing that whines more than a VFR are their owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veefer800Canuck Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Welcome to 'Merica. So, how did you get them to let that flying wing past the border? Have a great time Rob! Haha, I told them I was a Tourist, not a Terrorist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Havagan Posted May 25, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 25, 2013 Cornercarver: so I look over and my bike is upside down in a drainage ditch and you two are just standing there looking at it. Me: Yeah, but I picked up your mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted May 25, 2013 Author Share Posted May 25, 2013 The only thing that whines more than a VFR are their owners. Man. Just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer whitelightning Posted May 25, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 25, 2013 Andrea: I've never felt fake boobs... TMAC attendee: what kind of biker are you? Baileyrock: Seb went down on the dragon..... Cornercarver: Yeah, when I went by, the dragon was smoking a cigarette. Miss Busa: 281 is my new redneck racetrack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer 5thGenJim Posted May 25, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 25, 2013 Me: so where you headed today? Seb: I don't know. Think I'm gonna follow Timmy around today. Me: ah, doing the Honeybadger... Excellent. Cleaning lady standing behind us: HoneyBadger don't give a %#£*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanadianKen Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Corner Carver: "Anyone got a spare rim?" Kanadian Ken: "Yep its in my truck?" Corner Carver : "But what tire is on it?" Beggars CAN be choosers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Me to Mrs Carver: "Do you smoke medicinal marijuana?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Jimmy after hid first run down route 28: "So that's NOT the Dragon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Dutchy Posted May 26, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 26, 2013 Sitting at the American Monument at the Mull of Oa, sheer cliffs everywhere. 2 ladies with binoculars show up. "Have you seen the eagles?" "yes, back in the early 80's in LA...". ;-) 'king birdwatchers cannea take a joke..... They walked away in the huff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer whitelightning Posted May 26, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 26, 2013 Me: so where you headed today? Seb: I don't know. Think I'm gonna follow Timmy around today. Me: ah, doing the Honeybadger... Excellent. Cleaning lady standing behind us: HoneyBadger don't give a %#£*. As the cleaning lady shocks all three of us at once! That was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer 007 Posted May 26, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 26, 2013 Kimball to me: "We are just going to take it easy today, ride the Dragon without brakes." Then he wheelies past Switchblade after leaving the overlook and completely disappear from my sight about 4 corners later. At the coffee shop: "That was the worst dragon run ever, I entered 318 corners hot." Baileyrock: I shot my wad already Someone at the BBQ dinner: "At least he crashed his own bike." CornerCarver to the waitress at Fatz: "I'll have the one that sounds like my prom date." Waitress without flinching: "You mean the Tall Dirty Blonde?" Carver: "Yeah, that's the one." Minicarver's Frankenviffer: "I give up. Can I at least get a bath?" Me: "Mrs. Carver must be a saint." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Mrs.Carver called me a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted May 27, 2013 Author Share Posted May 27, 2013 "Sangria is groovy, but it makes your poop as dark as a thousand midnights" -anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanadianKen Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 ME to Timmy yesterday on the way home.... "Timmy - I just tried to pull the clutch in with my left hand, blip the throttle with my right - and downshift. I think you better drive the Pilot for awhile........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted May 27, 2013 Author Share Posted May 27, 2013 ME to Timmy yesterday on the way home.... "Timmy - I just tried to pull the clutch in with my left hand, blip the throttle with my right - and downshift. I think you better drive the Pilot for awhile........" AND he was in the drivers seat in a racer's tuck ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer AaronB Posted May 27, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2013 "I've heard and seen way too many "Good Games" this weekend"...author unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirl Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Kebrider to me: "Throttle's on the right!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer vfr Posted May 27, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2013 Aaron - "Whatever you do on the Dragon, don't go faster than 30 in the straights. There are cops everywhere". Meanwhile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer AaronB Posted May 27, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2013 Aaron - "Whatever you do on the Dragon, don't go faster than 30 in the straights. There are cops everywhere". Meanwhile... I"M NOT GUILTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted May 27, 2013 Author Share Posted May 27, 2013 "I really want a good game" -said no one ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WERA910 Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Aaron - "Whatever you do on the Dragon, don't go faster than 30 in the straights. There are cops everywhere". Meanwhile... I"M NOT GUILTY! When you talk about the cops, they hear you! Good to see that you're finally getting that "Good Driving Award"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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