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Switchblade: " Oh no Seb your clutch cover is scratched."

Seb :" It's OK I got 11 to choose from at the house."

NO you dont!! I want mine back!!! I marked it with invisible ink!!!

it took u 3 days to figure it out but you were the first ....

I would say ten to choose from. The salvaged one I sent was all scraped up. Kept the good one on my bike :-) shame its been in the shop a month :-(

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From a real nice guy at the Wolf Pen Gap store during a gas stop as he was looking over my bike and talking with me, on vacation with his sweet wife and FOUR lovely daughters (ages about 7 to 12): "I've been watching you sportbikers for several days racing around and having fun. But if you think THAT'S hard work flying around these mountain roads, try poking along in a minivan with my gang for a week!" :happy:

I was so tickled by that line that I had to get off the bike and high-five the guy! :fing02::fing02::fing02:

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He's was hoping you would take him for a ride so he wouldn't have to cut his wrist.

Hahahah....that's pretty funny, and possibly true for a brief "getaway" on his part. But I gotta say, he was part of the American Dream. Nice, happy wife, four cool daughters that were totally mesmerized by the "guy in the black leathers". It all started when one of the little sweeties asked me--all on her own before any chat with her parents--"Is it hot in that costume?" I took my helmet off so I looked mostly human and said "Yeah." Imagine....she said "costume", and maybe she's right.

And when we went to leave, I duckwalked the RC around to get pointed outwards. I didn't quite realize that I had the exhausts pointed right at the "gang of four" gals sitting on the bench out front. Matt (also known as White Knight) said they jumped about a foot when I fired the thing, and then they were all smiles.

That whole episode made me pretty happy that there are normal guys (unlike myself) who don't consider a wife and four kids a burden. Unlike me...who refuses to even say the word "girlfriend" in regards to a galpal that I've been dating for a year or two....or three. Call me "noncommittal" to the nth degree!!

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I have a wife, 4 daughters and a son. Wish he was interested in riding - both of us could use the estrogen respite.

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Mrs. Thecop is very supportive.

Too funny. I texted my wife when I was about 2 hours from home on the return trip...............her reply........"tell Seb to slow down"

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I have a wife, 4 daughters and a son. Wish he was interested in riding - both of us could use the estrogen respite.

I bought 2 VF500F's 4 years ago...one son took to it like a duck to water and commuted for 2 years and rode everywhere the other dropped it in the cul de sac and said "Meh."

Now the one who was late to the party had an epiphany over Saturday and Sunday of last week as he gradually became comfortable with the lean angles and fell in love with the mountain riding expereince on the way home from TexasMac.

Now my wife is searching for a VFRD screen name and picture so she can talk with here new friends...I am truly blessed when it comes to family and friends.

Kacie

and this was my daughter when we lived in Coronado.
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overheard at the Gap store.........one HD rider to another after watching Timmy take off.........lamentably ........" I NEED an orange monkey" !

I think the poor guy was serious.

Dmitry to a non-member............."oh.......so I guess everything I've read about it on the internet is wrong then"

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Mrs. Thecop is very supportive.

"Do Whatever You Want" was all she said.

And I did, as usual.

I am a very slow learner :goofy:

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You are what Minicarver got to look forward to .

Almost twins you and the boy.

Yes David. You should have seen my sister and step brother who had not seen us for about a decade when Mini walked out on my uncles deck. They thought they were back in 1981.

Although maybe he will look better at my age since he hasn't had kids yet.

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Somewhere along I81 in Pennsylvania on the trip down.

Steve (my brother): Dave I think you need to drive.

Me: Ok why?

Steve: I just looked in the mirror, and was pissed at those two bikes tailgating us

Me: Ok, I can drive, and you know those are our bikes in the trailer tailgating us.

Steve: ya I know, that's why you should drive.

Buffalo / Fort Erie border crossing on the way home.

Canada Boarder dude: Based on the lack of chicken strips looks like you two had a good time, have a good day.

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You are what Minicarver got to look forward to .

Almost twins you and the boy.

Yes David. You should have seen my sister and step brother who had not seen us for about a decade when Mini walked out on my uncles deck. They thought they were back in 1981.

Although maybe he will look better at my age since he hasn't had kids yet.

You gotta nice family Mr.Carver, you and wife have done a good job.

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Now my wife is searching for a VFRD screen name and picture so she can talk with here new friends....

Where is the poll for this one?? :goofy:

Not gonna happen....I have come too far the past several years. :lobby:

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Pien (Mrs. Thecop) : "So you really ARE going to buy that bike in Atlanta?"

Timmy : "Yes, you said I could"

Pien : But I was drunk and wanted sex"

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You are what Minicarver got to look forward to .

Almost twins you and the boy.

Yes David. You should have seen my sister and step brother who had not seen us for about a decade when Mini walked out on my uncles deck. They thought they were back in 1981.

Although maybe he will look better at my age since he hasn't had kids yet.

I want to see minicarver with the porn stash at the next tmac.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Tapatalk 2

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My first new bike_edited.jpg

Ok, just squint a little on this one and you can imagine it...

Stephen & Christian on the 94 VFR

This is the last time Mini wasn't pissed about having to two up with his older brother.
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