Member Contributer NorthernVFRDave Posted May 27, 2014 Author Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 None VFRD event hotel guest to the girl at the front desk... "Excuse me, I have a complaint" Front desk girl "Yes what is it?" Non-VFRD "There seems to be a beer keg on the luggage cart" Remind me next year - I have a dolly which would be perfect. If Ken has room. Glenn Does Ken like blow up dolls??? Doesn't everyone? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DangerousDave Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 007; "I just wanna stuff it up the inside of somebody"007's g/f standing with look of bewilderment.007; "Then they'll be phucked".g/f's bewilderment continues. I tell her not to be alarmed, it's a sport bike thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Dutchy Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 So Timmy............ Who Did You Stuff This Year ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer AaronB Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 After Craig got up from his crash Sweeper says "Pick up your mirrors and stand next to the tree" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum CEO HispanicSlammer Posted May 27, 2014 Forum CEO Share Posted May 27, 2014 No Quote but watching Baileyrock Rock out in the car to a song on the cd was hilarious, complete with bad singing, drumming, and hand signals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer AaronB Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 2007RWB: "whatever you do, don't wave to the dragon photographers" I forgot to mention don't wave on your first pass...since you had never been down the dragon...yeah, that's my story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 " Squirrel " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 Terry: Just purchase it. Great bike, great price, motomike found it for me, Staintune exhaust, Corbin seat, PCM fuel computer BUT hard to start . Me: Terry lets get the fuel tank up and the lid off of the air box. Here's what we found ..... Me: At least it wasn't a deer . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer gradus Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 "My name is not Branagan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 (Getting ready for the photo) VFRone "Its okay everybody you can still point me out in the picture withOUT the Green Jersey!" fixed that for you V. BR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer CornerCarver Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 Non verbal quote...riding two up leading the group north on 28 from Franklin we make a couple of passes and fall in a couple hundred yards behind a Macon County Sheriff...as I gradually close the gap (knowing the county line is approaching and he has to turn around Mrs Carver starts tapping my helmet, vigorously. She My princess is the only one not connected on Scala and has no idea that the group has been discussing said LEO for the past few minutes. What a great indication that your wife "gets" what makes you tick and is not only listening but involved. (She edit for Timmy the grammar/etiquette czar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Rice Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 Employee of the Go-Cart track: "Please No bumping and No Sideswiping." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer 007 Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" . 007, shes a great girl !!! She never lets me forget it, either ^^^^ Thoughts of numerous sportbike riders on the Dragon after the NC700X passes them - "WTF was that? Did I just get passed by a scooter?" Kimball's imaginary reply: "Yeah you were going pretty fast when I passed you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer whitelightning Posted May 27, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 27, 2014 Employee of the Go-Cart track: "Please No bumping and No Sideswiping." Gradus when the guy invited us down there "Can we bump?" Guy "No, I can't allow that." Gradus and I in unison........."Well, F*** that!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateRiderBen Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Employee of the Go-Cart track: "Please No bumping and No Sideswiping." When the second group of us goes up: "No aggressive driving of any kind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 CornerCarver's nametag- "Buttsteak, unber novice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoyRider Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" . Well, to be fair, all you guys do like tits. The question would have silenced most of you, dead in your tracks. lol. Glad I could provide some comedy for you fellas. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer y2kvfr Posted May 28, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 28, 2014 CornerCarver's nametag- "Buttsteak, unber novice" And SOMEHOW that ended up, in my locked car, on my fleece jacket, only to be found when I unpacked. Bastids. The whole lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer CornerCarver Posted May 28, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 28, 2014 In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" . Well, to be fair, all you guys do like tits. The question would have silenced most of you, dead in your tracks. lol. Glad I could provide some comedy for you fellas. :) No, I always answer that question the same way...I am an azz man. Sometimes others punctuate it for me as this "I am an azz, man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoyRider Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" . 007, shes a great girl !!! Thanks! I had a blast with all of you, it's nice when people can still be smart-asses to each other and so sweet at the same time. My kind of guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted May 29, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 29, 2014 In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" . 007, shes a great girl !!! Thanks! I had a blast with all of you, it's nice when people can still be smart-asses to each other and so sweet at the same time. My kind of guys! Oh yeah WELCOME to VFRD !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer skuuter Posted May 30, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 30, 2014 In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" . 007, shes a great girl !!! Thanks! I had a blast with all of you, it's nice when people can still be smart-asses to each other and so sweet at the same time. My kind of guys! This Bunch were "smart asses to each other".....OH NOOOOOO, You were with the wrong Group....IMPOSTERS....!!!!!!..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer whitelightning Posted May 30, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 30, 2014 In the car heading to dinner, Steve's(007) g/f Angelina to David(Switchblade) " So I hear you like tits" . During David's momentary silence I reply "Who doesn't" . 007, shes a great girl !!! Thanks! I had a blast with all of you, it's nice when people can still be smart-asses to each other and so sweet at the same time. My kind of guys!It wad good to meet you. Vicki was glad to be able to go on a two up ride with another couple. This was the first time in a year she had really been on the bike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Scrapmetal Posted May 30, 2014 Member Contributer Share Posted May 30, 2014 Sat @ Deals Gaplinburg, I sat next to Timmy and told him " there's free food around the corner" Timmy - "I'm afraid my colon will think it's a robbery........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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