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  1. 1. What shall the Statuettes be called?

    • The ASSYs
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    • The Timmys
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For the squids in the group.

How about the best burn out...................on someone elses bike? :cool:

Don't be calling Sebastian a squid now....... oh - and I owe you some info Ken!!

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I think 10 statuettes will do nicely for the first run. Dont forget, I have to arrange for the statuettes, the envelopes (may I have the envelope, please) and the assorted business. and the flat black paint too.

what.........you thought they were going to be GOLD?


Myself and Trace are a lock for the "Cool Honda that dispLaces 1000 CCs" catigory


Oh, and PS:

I was incredibly 3 boxes of sangria to the wind when I wrote the original post. Imagine my surprise when the next day, it sorta made sense. (a good omen)

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I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year.

And hopefully not needing them all. :unsure:

I think I resemble that remark.... :wink:

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the ASSSYs awards are moving towards completion. I think we shall start with 6 categories and one lifetime achievement award.

who is interested in a VFRD/TMac challenge coin if they were to be offered for sale?

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  • 2 months later...

after litterally minutes of work with Academy member CornerCarver the inclomplete list of statuettes is as follows:

Longest ride to event

People's Choice (fave bike)

Perilous Prang AKA Green Shirt

Most Showroom (miles on clock is 33% of scoring)

WTF have you done? (I am disqualified due to Academy membership, thank god)

Best Parking lot fix

need suggestions for further catigories.

The statuettes will remain with the winners but the green shirt is to be relinquished as per BR's rules last year.

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Bike most altered during event( disfigured/crashed)

Most worn in knee pucks

Best save during event. Must be witnessed. No fish stories

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Best TOFTT. This could be a single act or cummulative acts during Tmac (toftt while traveling to and from Franklin may or may not be eligible, the judges will decide on a case by case basis).

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Nicest pair of puppies

Must be witnessed. No fish stories

:goofy:

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Might I suggest an animal control lifetime achievement award to Maxswell. (It's all in good ribbing Terry, glad you're OK).

after litterally minutes of work with Academy member CornerCarver the inclomplete list of statuettes is as follows:

Longest ride to event

People's Choice (fave bike)

Perilous Prang AKA Green Shirt

Most Showroom (miles on clock is 33% of scoring)

WTF have you done? (I am disqualified due to Academy membership, thank god)

Best Parking lot fix

need suggestions for further catigories.

The statuettes will remain with the winners but the green shirt is to be relinquished as per BR's rules last year.

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Might I suggest an animal control lifetime achievement award to Maxswell. (It's all in good ribbing Terry, glad you're OK).

after litterally minutes of work with Academy member CornerCarver the inclomplete list of statuettes is as follows:

Longest ride to event

People's Choice (fave bike)

Perilous Prang AKA Green Shirt

Most Showroom (miles on clock is 33% of scoring)

WTF have you done? (I am disqualified due to Academy membership, thank god)

Best Parking lot fix

need suggestions for further catigories.

The statuettes will remain with the winners but the green shirt is to be relinquished as per BR's rules last year.

Or least a "Iron Man" award .

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Iron gets brittle with age so that might be appropriate.

Animal Control Lifetime Achievment: LMAO. Glad To Be Alive

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Looking Good!

I would love to read a transcript of the sales meetings for the retailers from which Timmy procures his flat black paint...

"Why can't you guys get your flat black paint sales numbers up to match those in the southern Maryland area? If you were half as good as Johnson, who covers the DC territory, we could have made our annual numbers by now!"

"Johnson, tell us how you do it every quarter."

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