timmythecop Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Who wears short-shorts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer 5thGenJim Posted May 31, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 31, 2013 Ok, just squint a little on this one and you can imagine it... . Wow. (Abe Simpson voice, "because that was the style back in the day...") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Dutchy Posted May 31, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted May 31, 2013 Post TMac quote Pien (Mrs. Thecop) : "So you really ARE going to buy that bike in Atlanta?" Timmy : "Yes, you said I could" Pien : But I was drunk and wanted sex" Shall I give her another bottle of booze come July? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted June 3, 2013 Author Share Posted June 3, 2013 The orange monkey was given to my son, Lucas who has named him "Orangutangle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auspanglish Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 hahahaaa that's genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer 007 Posted June 10, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted June 10, 2013 He's was hoping you would take him for a ride so he wouldn't have to cut his wrist. 5 women and one man .. I thought I was in heaven the first day of undergrad. I went to dinner with about 10 incredibly beautiful women. Then this happened: What do you think of my hair? I love your shoes! Where did you get those (fill in the blank)? Do you think this dress makes me look fat? Let's go to the bathroom! Who is going shopping tomorrow? 10 beautiful women suddenly were far less interesting. Girls need girl time without me involved... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted June 10, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted June 10, 2013 He's was hoping you would take him for a ride so he wouldn't have to cut his wrist. 5 women and one man .. I thought I was in heaven the first day of undergrad. I went to dinner with about 10 incredibly beautiful women. Then this happened: What do you think of my hair? I love your shoes! Where did you get those (fill in the blank)? Do you think this dress makes me look fat? Let's go to the bathroom! Who is going shopping tomorrow? 10 beautiful women suddenly were far less interesting. Girls need girl time without me involved... Yeap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baileyrock Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Pulling in after a full days ride Thursday evening, still in my leathers and dragging my gear thru the front stoop "Hey BR, there complaining that there are no Cups" for the free fricken kegs of beer! This really hit me wrong, I chewed some ass of the 20 something guys sitting in chairs and in shorts not 100 ft from a store. Ok it really pissed me off! Sorry! I big thanks to the gents who jumped up and bought a few thousand cups and a bunch of Ice, there was never a another need for more cups! BR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeper Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Pulling in after a full days ride Thursday evening, still in my leathers and dragging my gear thru the front stoop "Hey BR, there complaining that there are no Cups" for the free fricken kegs of beer! This really hit me wrong, I chewed some ass of the 20 something guys sitting in chairs and in shorts not 100 ft from a store. Ok it really pissed me off! Sorry! I big thanks to the gents who jumped up and bought a few thousand cups and a bunch of Ice, there was never a another need for more cups! BR The rewards of being The Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted June 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted June 12, 2013 Pulling in after a full days ride Thursday evening, still in my leathers and dragging my gear thru the front stoop "Hey BR, there complaining that there are no Cups" for the free fricken kegs of beer! This really hit me wrong, I chewed some ass of the 20 something guys sitting in chairs and in shorts not 100 ft from a store. Ok it really pissed me off! Sorry! I big thanks to the gents who jumped up and bought a few thousand cups and a bunch of Ice, there was never a another need for more cups! BR Yeah, your the man of steel in my book. There's noway I have the nerves to undertake such a task .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer kebrider Posted June 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted June 12, 2013 Glad I invited 007, Switchblade and myself to see the event. Sorry for barging in on the party BR but you and Earthshake were the only game in town when we got back to Franklin. I say you come on back this July as an event attendee instead of manager and let some of us show you a good time. All you gotta do is show up. I even have a VFR you can ride. KEB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted June 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted June 12, 2013 Glad I invited 007, Switchblade and myself to see the event. Sorry for barging in on the party BR but you and Earthshake were the only game in town when we got back to Franklin. I say you come on back this July as an event attendee instead of manager and let some of us show you a good time. All you gotta do is show up. I even have a VFR you can ride. KEB +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer whitelightning Posted June 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted June 12, 2013 +2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted June 23, 2013 Author Share Posted June 23, 2013 quotes from Kanastian Ken, CornerManCrush and LucasTheCop: (in that order) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanadianKen Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Ahhhhhh - Timmmeyyyyyy- where are the whooooores you promised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Muff Posted June 23, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted June 23, 2013 Ahhhhhh - Timmmeyyyyyy- where are the whooooores you promised? You got time with the monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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