timmythecop Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 For TMAC 2014, there will be a twist to the awards show. The Academy of Single Sided Swingarms will be distributing the First annual "ASSSY Awards" The Academy consists of all moderators and most volunteers and will be handing out the much rumored, yet rarely seen ASSSY awards. The categories will vary. Please inform me as to he categories you would like to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 "The Ellijay Rd. Award" goes to "blank blank" for the worst entry and exit in history of TMAC . Or something like that Great idea Timmy ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Dutchy Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 "Best Rimmer In Town" To the rider who came closest up to a slower rider on the Dragon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 Or the best "BLOCKER" award .... To the rider who thinks he can't be passed on the Dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 "ASSY" is our abreviation for "Assembly" at work. As in parts assembly. I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 And bring a portable paint booth for those of us who have those little moments of bad decisions ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 Don't forget about the shape of the face on the trophy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer MaxSwell Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 - Best quote. - Best looking bike. - A cord reward. Least rubber remaining on tire after returning from a ride. - Most outrageous story/lie. - Most likely to run out of gas. - Best interview with a LEO - Most creative on-the-road repair. - Longest farkle list. - Most stock bike. - Giving award. Most help to a fellow rider and last but not least - Best recovery after killing a deer with a mc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthshake Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year. Don't let the Cornercarver Clan catch wind of this. Which reminds me, maybe there should be an award for the most generations of bike assembled into one ride. Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "One piece at a Time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer luvtoleanit Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 - Best quote. - Best looking bike. - A cord reward. Least rubber remaining on tire after returning from a ride. - Most outrageous story/lie. - Most likely to run out of gas. - Best interview with a LEO - Most creative on-the-road repair. - Longest farkle list. - Most stock bike. - Giving award. Most help to a fellow rider - Biggest Dick You left the most important out so I've added that for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KanadianKen Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I like that Timmy - keep working it !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year. Don't let the Cornercarver Clan catch wind of this. Which reminds me, maybe there should be an award for the most generations of bike assembled into one ride. Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "One piece at a Time". I had to stop eating and laugh my a$$ off ... Dam Bill ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year. Don't let the Cornercarver Clan catch wind of this. Which reminds me, maybe there should be an award for the most generations of bike assembled into one ride. Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "One piece at a Time". Most generations, or generalize to most models? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer YoshiHNS Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year. Don't let the Cornercarver Clan catch wind of this. Which reminds me, maybe there should be an award for the most generations of bike assembled into one ride. Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "One piece at a Time". Most generations, or generalize to most models? Are repeats bonus points? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer CornerCarver Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year. Don't let the Cornercarver Clan catch wind of this. Which reminds me, maybe there should be an award for the most generations of bike assembled into one ride. Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "One piece at a Time". Most generations, or generalize to most models? Most VFR Generations on one bike...Check... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year. Don't let the Cornercarver Clan catch wind of this. Which reminds me, maybe there should be an award for the most generations of bike assembled into one ride. Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "One piece at a Time". Most generations, or generalize to most models? Most VFR Generations on one bike...Check... You can go ahead and think you have that in the bag... but I have an ace up my sleeve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer CornerCarver Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 I hope to win an award for bringing the most backup bikes next year. Don't let the Cornercarver Clan catch wind of this. Which reminds me, maybe there should be an award for the most generations of bike assembled into one ride. Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "One piece at a Time". Most generations, or generalize to most models? Most VFR Generations on one bike...Check... You can go ahead and think you have that in the bag... but I have an ace up my sleeve. The bag that held that award last year was totaled at last years TxMac....we are not the droids you are looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I thought you were rebuilding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer CornerCarver Posted November 12, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 12, 2013 we are but it was a 5-6-7G and now it will only be a 5-6G....no biggie there almost anyone can cross pollinate a VFR to two generations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted November 12, 2013 Share Posted November 12, 2013 I'm up to 4... just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Will there be an award for most ill-conceived parking lot repair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted November 13, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 13, 2013 Will there be an award for most ill-conceived parking lot repair? First time i met Seb he was straighting out a front axle on a concrete curb using hammer after the guy ran off 28, it looked pretty good when he was finished .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Will there be an award for most ill-conceived parking lot repair? First time i met Seb he was straighting out a front axle on a concrete curb using hammer after the guy ran off 28, it looked pretty good when he was finished .. You should see what I can do after downing a box of sangria! Oh wait... that's Timmy's job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted November 13, 2013 Member Contributer Share Posted November 13, 2013 Will there be an award for most ill-conceived parking lot repair? First time i met Seb he was straighting out a front axle on a concrete curb using hammer after the guy ran off 28, it looked pretty good when he was finished .. You should see what I can do after downing a box of sangria! Oh wait... that's Timmy's job... Dont know about that but I have seen what Timmy can do after downing a box of sangria and case of beer and another box of fruity wine at midnight while trying to replace bad sprockets and chains. I think you know how that turn out . Now that I thing about it I thing I had box of sangria that night ... He 's good man but i have to wonder what's gonna be like if he brings the RC to TMAC14. There's another ASSSYS. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKIN" ASSSYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MajorGrits Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Does having a standard swing-arm preclude me from ASSSY eligibility? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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