When I was at my local shop setting up my harness recall work this spring this guy walks in, I swear he looks just like Homer's neighbor Ned Flanders wearing leather chaps over his jeans and the little leather cruiser vest, fingerless leather gloves.
"What can we do for you"
"I need to do my first service, I'm a little late tho, 900 miles."
"Great, did you buy it new from us?
"Yeeup"
"What model? Year?"
"Shadow, '99"
After he finished getting all the info the guy hurries out the door and hops in the baby blue Prius his wife has waiting for him out the shop door.
Shop guy sees my look of shock and says "Takes all kinds, this really isn't that uncommon."
Edit - Almost forgot: me = 02, 30k+