ShayneJack

I was on my first bike, a 81 Yamaha Seca 650, and it had just poured for about an hour straight. Sun comes out, helmet goes on, off I go. As I get to the local 'hang-out' I kinda squint, I know the driveway is here somewhere... under 6 inches of running water... I'm pretty sure it's right here... gurgle gurgle splash splash hiss hiss. kind of a funny noise the exhaust makes when completely submerged under water. First thought was to look up, see if anyone saw me. I had tried to go into the 'driveway' at a 45 degree angle, only to have my front tire slide across the curb and drop me down. FULLY SOAKED. Next best thing, I pick up the bike, move it up to the sidewalk, and start walking over to my 'friends', who seem to spread out into thin air... So, alone and SOAKED, I decided to grab a quick smoke and head home. Then I reach for my pocket and pull out a SOAKED cigarette... and with 80 laughing eyes, tried really hard to light it with my FULLY SOAKED lighter...