An explanation to some of my unorthodox sig lines.

Peacekeeper

My sig from the start

There is no explanation needed for this. I like to keep the peace. That's it.

Likes to calmari from time to time.

My sig from Jan 1, 07.

Calamari is fried squid. Squids like to drive fast on public roads. Figure the rest out yourself.

blucereelocks

My sig from Jan 31..

When translated says, "Bruce Lee Rocks." It's a play on the way our language is often times shredded.

My martini is half drunk. Me? I'm half sober.

My sig from Feb 1.

My wife and I were drinking Martinis and talking about my lack of sobriety on that particular evening. This statement came forth and proved to be an interestin play on words so, I kept it.

NOT Connectile disfunctioned.

From Feb 4. I saw the Superbowl commercial and am happy with my wireless broadband connection (been a VZW wireless broadband customer sine 1/06. If you need more info than that I suggest you Google it.

Pete moss. Yummy, yummy pete moss.

From Feb 8. Homage to Johnny Red.