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  1. Day 1/2

     

    10 days of vacation starts…NOW. I snuck out of work at 3pm but didn’t leave until 8pm. Typical me.

     

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    First stop: Los Gatos to see Charlie, uno gato that belongs to my friend and his wife. Oh yeah, my friend and his wife were there too. Yay.

     

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    They told me they were having a baby so Adam and I drank “some wine.” Later I parked the bike in a garage – possibly theirs.

     

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    In the morning I moved the bike out of the garage and started it. For someone like me, this is major progress.

     

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    I stopped in Tres Pinos because I was freezing. And wanted a soda. I even got fuel -- I’m getting good at this travel stuff.

     

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    This lady was on her first solo ride on her new GS. She was headed to LA – and based on her pace she’s just now arriving.

     

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    Hey we’re the Golden State! Maybe “Shitty Brown Drought-stricken Bankrupt Dump State” was already taken?

     

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    I hustled through the Central Valley. Which is kind of like screwing a fat chick to get to her hot friend, only with worse air quality.

     

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    Then it was up Kern Canyon at the speed of light. Best wishes to the dude on the CBR who decided to pick a fight with the guard rail.

     

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    “I’ma tell ya somethin’ ya might not know about me Joe Rogan: I smoke rock.”

     

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    Break at Walker Pass. I don’t see colors, I only see black and white and everyone is the same. Oh and I’m a vegan woooooooo

     

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    Joseph Rutherford Walker, on the other hand, probably wouldn’t have approved of my black motorcycle. *shifts uncomfortably in chair*

     

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    Insert a pokey bush joke here. Hey Beavis...you said pokey bush.

    See, not only am I progressive, I’m extremely mature.

     

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    And we’re off to Death Valley. The national park, not the LSU Tigers football stadium.

     

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    I like empty roads and highlight/shadow contrast. I also like women with big jugs. You can’t have everything all the time.

     

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    These people were on their way to Death Valley too. I guess they didn’t make it to the “Valley” part.

     

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    “Hey my map shows a section of this road as unpaved but maybe it’s out-of-date and they’ve paved it since??” You’d think I’d learn.

     

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    Shortly after this I’d ingest roughly 8 pounds of fine dust from a seven mile dirt section. Looking forward to my mesothelioma settlement.

     

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    When you’re running low on daylight the best move is to stop and take photos. Trust me, I’m an expert. I have political advice for you too.

     

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    What’s the Timbisha Shoshone word for “90 degrees in November”?

     

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    I’m Rob Base and I came to get down.

     

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    And now, I present a live look-in at a Harley rider’s dreams. Off to Furnace Creek Campground in the dark.

     

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    I set up camp, ate a shitty/overpriced sandwich, and drank a pint of Fireball – because the only thing I hate more than boredom is my liver.

     

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    Day 1 (sort of) mapply:

     

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    More to come.

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    “A sequel is an admission that you’ve been reduced to imitating yourself.”

     

    Oh yeah like that would stop me.

     

    This time I’ve “upgraded” to a 6th gen so I could afford a less cheap DSLR that does autofocus, and yet I still have my piece-of-crap orange tent with its useless rain fly. Can't win 'em all.

    All captions/descriptions limited to the customary 140 characters because I built Speaker City from the ground up and I can barely read!

     

    Let’s roll.

     

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  3. Any of you ever ride out or back down 175 out the Clear lake area?

    I hit it a couple times a year. Its major problem is that [unless it's been re-done since last summer] the pavement on the west side is garbage. Kind of a weird gravel/chipseal thing.

    253 (Ukiah to Boonville) is much better, IMO.

    Weather outlook not looking positive BTW. :mad:

  4. For JeffyJeff, crazybrother, tc339, bayarearider, ecn, and anyone else at Big Basin on the Santa Cruz Mts ride a couple years ago.

    Merry Christmas ya weirdos.

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    *note to self: don't try this on the DCT. It will start, um, moving. Rapidly.

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