Member Contributer CornerCarver Posted June 1, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 1, 2015 Post up your favorite quotes from TexasMac 2015; One of mine is an exchange between Donna and Kimbal at the end of a run across the Cherohala... Before the ride across Kimball says "we are taking it easy today, I'm thinking we do a 60 mph run across." Once landed on the other side Donna replies "I see 80 is the new 60." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Em to Andrea " Don't forget the Wiener-Getter " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer MaxSwell Posted June 1, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 1, 2015 Em to Andrea " Don't forget the Wiener-Getter " Care to explain?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthshake Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Brian (dbs05) overheard a conversation that Keith (Cornercarver) was having with someone else and commented... "There's not another living being packed with a bigger load of shit than that man right there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer YoshiHNS Posted June 2, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 2, 2015 Random Girl from Toronto on DRZ400-SM "Why do you guys always put 'Canadian' in front of anyone's name from Canada?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeper Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 CornerCarver to CaptainApe - You don't choose your handle, CAndyCarver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer YoshiHNS Posted June 2, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 2, 2015 Brown Dubious Chinese Tire Plugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Rush2112 Posted June 2, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 2, 2015 CornerCarver "I'll grab this mirror and you grab that mirror and lift... we'll pull it right out off there no problem" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeper Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Me: I passed Greg on his RSV4 going up 28 this morning. Anybody who would listen: Really! Me: Yeah, it was on the four lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateRiderBen Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Me: I passed Greg on his RSV4 going up 28 this morning. Anybody who would listen: Really! Me: Yeah, it was on the four lane. Hey I led that charge! On the CB500 no doubt. Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Dutchy Posted June 2, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 2, 2015 Hey I led that charge! On the CB500 no doubt. Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateRiderBen Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 That's pricless Dutch. and for my contribution to the quote thread: Todd to our riding group Wednesday I believe it was: "If you guys are behind me and see water coming out of my helmet it's because I'm listening to country. " -PRB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer RDMcD Posted June 3, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 3, 2015 " You know, you look just like Peter from Family Guy. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer gig Posted June 3, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 3, 2015 After weighing our bikes at Wheelers, and with Austin gloating over his stripped-down/street-fighter 5th gen wet weight of 427, running over to his bike, "I better get this tank bag back on quick before it floats away" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Switchblade Posted June 3, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 3, 2015 After weighing our bikes at Wheelers, and with Austin gloating over his stripped-down/street-fighter 5th gen wet weight of 427, running over to his bike, "I better get this tank bag back on quick before it floats away" That's funny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MajorGrits Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Me, "she landed in the mountains for the first time at night at an unfamiliar airport." Dude at front desk at airport, "she's got balls." Her, "no, I'm just crazy" Me, *keeps mouth shut!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MajorGrits Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 List of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBSPEED Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Finish your KZ by yourself and you can be CraftyCarver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeper Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 List of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic MAndyCarver Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Not his exact words, but... Dmitry: "I don't want anyone to get hurt, but I'm really hoping to avoid getting that green shirt." Sorry you 'won' the shirt, but I'm still glad you're OK, buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Trace: "you see that cover there?....It cost 9 thousand dollars" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Scrapmetal Posted June 3, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 3, 2015 Carver ".......and he called it a 'regulated rectum fryer!' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Member Contributer Rush2112 Posted June 3, 2015 Member Contributer Share Posted June 3, 2015 You'll never guess who said this, "Sexually frustrated riders ride more aggressively... that's why we don't have chicken strips" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmythecop Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Kebrider : "I was going through there at 140-" The Girl : "Kimball......................" Kebrider : "OK, it was about 70, but you should have seen it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum CEO HispanicSlammer Posted June 3, 2015 Forum CEO Share Posted June 3, 2015 I got F'ed on the last turn. You F'd me on the last turn. Timmy to Aron after getting pitted manuveved in the last lap of the scooter race. Sent from my SM-N900V using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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