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I got F'ed on the last turn. You F'd me on the last turn. Timmy to Aron after getting pitted manuveved in the last lap of the scooter race.

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I think that was heard in the surrounding counties as well. I was so disappointed in that villainy.

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Guess who said this, "Sexually frustrated riders ride more aggressively... that's why we don't have chicken strips"

No idea who said it but it must be true because my riding is so not aggressive. :wink:

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List of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic

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MAndyCarver

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CapedCarver

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CarverSnorter.....

(clasping at straws here....)

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Hey TTC, what was the quotable message on the pit board? Something like "Give Up Now!"

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Not his exact words, but...

Dmitry: "I don't want anyone to get hurt, but I'm really hoping to avoid getting that green shirt."

Sorry you 'won' the shirt, but I'm still glad you're OK, buddy! :smile:

Dmitry, how did you explain your new fashion taste to your family??

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List of some of the proposed carver names from Cornercarver: TinyCarver, CandyCarver, MajorCarver, ThirstyCarver -> see pic

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KittyCarver... it's got whiskers

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"How many bikes we got this year?"

CornerCarver: "Just count the wheels and divide by two..."

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"How many bikes we got this year?"

CornerCaver: "Just count the wheels and divide by two..."

Good thing the Cam-Am didn't come back this year. That could have been tricky!
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Not sure who said it, but

"I like the TTC method of dragging knee. Go fast into the corner. Break really hard so you're really slow at the apex. Flop the bike over to touch the knee, then blast it out of there."

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I got F'ed on the last turn. You F'd me on the last turn. Timmy to Aron after getting pitted manuveved in the last lap of the scooter race.

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Rubbin' is racin' lol!

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Not sure who said it, but

"I like the TTC method of dragging knee. Go fast into the corner. Break really hard so you're really slow at the apex. Flop the bike over to touch the knee, then blast it out of there."

I'm the first to admit that I never learned how to ride properly.

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Not sure who said it, but

"I like the TTC method of dragging knee. Go fast into the corner. Break really hard so you're really slow at the apex. Flop the bike over to touch the knee, then blast it out of there."

You've been watching me ride haven't you?

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Not sure who said it, but

"I like the TTC method of dragging knee. Go fast into the corner. Break really hard so you're really slow at the apex. Flop the bike over to touch the knee, then blast it out of there."

I'm the first to admit that I never learned how to ride properly.

Ride for fun. If you're safe and you smile when you ride you learned how to ride properly.

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In Highlands, at the deli where they call your name to deliver your sammich.........."Valentino?.....Valentino with the BBQ sammich?..........Valentino?"

Then Burns and Yoshi to me in unison "you dick"

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Em to Andrea " Don't forget the Wiener-Getter "

Care to explain?!

The tongs, I think they are called, to grab meats, such as sausage, with. For the BBQ!

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At the stopsign at 143.......

Me: "Do you want to wait or go?"

Gradus: "Was that black car a cop?"

Me: "Yes, that was a cop!"

Gradus: "I think we should go!"

Me: "Definitely!"

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Not his exact words, but...

Dmitry: "I don't want anyone to get hurt, but I'm really hoping to avoid getting that green shirt."

Sorry you 'won' the shirt, but I'm still glad you're OK, buddy! :smile:

Dmitry, how did you explain your new fashion taste to your family??

I am a firm believer in ignorance.

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