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For newbie riders......

When you are a brand new rider, you start riding with a full bucket of luck and an empty bucket of experience/skill. Your mission is to fill up the experience/skill bucket in time before the bucket of luck runs out. The failure to do so results aren't pretty....... 

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This pertains to California more than the other U.S. States but may also be international 

"Lane splitting is not a crime"

 

 

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Lady in a gas station in the sprawling metropolis of Kooskia, ID a couple of weeks ago: "Don't ride faster than your angels can fly."

(It's not the first time I've heard it, but it was nice of her to say.)

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For those who follow ATGATT...

"Dress for the slide, not for the ride!"

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I think I saw this one here somewhere:

 

Only a motorcyclist understands why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

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The number of bikes you should own = N + 1 (where N = the number of bikes you currently own) as long as N + 1 is never > D - 1 (where D = divorce).

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10 hours ago, Duc2V4 said:

This pertains to California more than the other U.S. States but may also be international 

"Lane splitting is not a crime"

 

 

True, don't forget, "Queue up forever sucker" for the awkward brigade.

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Some famous person, or maybe not so famous at all, said this,

 

"Travelling in a car is like watching a movie.......

Riding a motorcycle is like starring in it!"

 

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2 hours ago, Darrenk said:

I had to lay it down...

 

 

LOL I hate that quote. You always hear cagers saying it too, "Yeah Ralph got in an accident on his bike. He had to lay it down."

You never have to lay it down.

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